Touch the Sandwich..

The other day the Walmart that Tyler works at had a power outage. Today Tyler came home from work to tell me that he got a free sub sandwich out of the deal - they put the deli food in the freezer section to prevent it from rotting and then the food froze so they couldn't sell it anyways. Tyler excitedly told me that he got it for free and then demanded that I look at the price. So I turned over the package and saw that it said "touch me". I told Tyler "so you touch it and it's yours?" LOL! :)  --it's not the price of course, he just ripped off the "do not" part. :}